I wouldn't mind joining the Super-Secret Hamster Plushie Club.

(An older hamster scampers up to the backyard treehouse. She skritches at the door with her tiny claws, and a slit opens up in the door. Evil-looking eyes look out at the hamster. An ominous voice calls out, "Password?"

"Squee," the diminutive hamster replies.

The door opens. "Enter," the ominous voice decrees.)